It was four months into our relationship
She decided the time is right to upgrade our trip
It was time for Level Two so she untightened the grip
On a gorgeous golden booty freed one with a twist of her hip
I fell in love right on the spot
For she was the very first
Gorgeous girl I've ever met
With a fart that can melt
Any man's heart
And that was what I felt
I found the only girl
On the face of this Earth
With a fart that smells worst
Than anything my arse could burst
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