I Caught The Rock That 'Crazy' Dave Threw Poem by joyce ebrecht

I caught the rock that 'crazy' Dave threw
He said Rocks are 'lazy'
Thats simply not true
Here are some things that rocks can do....

Rocks gather moss.....
Rocks skip across lakes....
Rocks decorate gardens
and make good homes for snakes.....

Rocks can hammer in nails.....
Rocks are used to pop caps....
Rocks are not 'lazy'.....
Rocks do not take naps.....
(Although you may sleep like a rock...go figure!)

Rocks are used for stepping stones.....
Rocks are used for building walls.....
So, if you think about it....
Rocks aren't 'lazy' after all....

So throw a rock at someone 'crazy'
as it 'flies' through the air, headed his way.....
Ask 'are rocks really lazy'?
The reply will most likely be 'NO WAY'...

PS: Rocks make great pets....(LOL)

(to David Darbyshire)