Heavenly Deal! Poem by Ima Ryma

Heaven Bound website, come on in,
And welcome to this special sale.
Matters not if you're full of sin,
Sign up here and you will not fail.
Ten thousand bucks, cash, card or gold,
And to the Pearly Gates you'll go,
No matter how young or how old,
Your special pass will make it so.
Just give St. Peter your password.
Five thousand bucks more, you can do
Upgrade to customer preferred.
Get one on one with you know who.

If there's a shipping problem, well,
That means you will go straight to hell.