Gout Poem by Lee Fones

ive never had the wind before
but those brussel sprouts
they're very strong ya know
plus i've got flipping gout
its bleeding killing me
can't believe i've got gout
its getting on me wick
what the heck is gout

checking on the internet
looking at the gout
can't believe what's occurring
then alas did shout
blooming heck what a mess
my immunity is in doubt
but can't belive
that i've got the gout

so what the heck is it
it affects foot and toe
a medical situation
everyone should know
has swelling and redness
not for pure show
almost everyone with gout
will have more attacks oh no