God Made (Funny Poem) Poem by leticia sanchez

God Made (Funny Poem)

Rating: 1.6


GOD MADE STEAK
GOD MADE SNAKES
GOD YOU MADE ALOT OF MISTAKES

GOD MADE COOKIES
GOD MADE MOVIES
GOD YOU ENJOY MAKING DOOKIES

GOD MADE YOU TALL
GOD MADE YOU A WALL
GOD LIKES TO PLAY BASKETBALL

GOD WEARS A PAD
GOD GETS MAD
GOD IS IN LOVE WITH CHAD

GOD MADE LIGHT
GOD MADE FIGHTS
GOD MADE YOU MISTAMINE

COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Alan Ramirez 11 February 2009

I do not like u, or you're poem. I am a son of God and do not think your poem is funny, because you are making fun of God.

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Hmmmm 23 March 2020

‘Love thy neighbour’...

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Cynthia Holmes 27 May 2009

I DONT THINK THIS IS FUNNY AT ALL...YOU SHOULD NOT WRITE THIS STUPID STUFF.YOU MUST HAVE A VERY SUCKY LIFE.YOU ARE IMMATURE.GOD WILL PUNISH YOU FOR THIS.JUST WAIT AND SEE...

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... be like 23 March 2020

no you ahhhhhh

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Generic meme 23 March 2020

‘God loves chad’ xD have to agree

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J lkad 04 June 2010

To tell you the truth i sat here for a good 7.7 min. trying to MAKE this funny (which is really easy for me to make things funny) the only thing i found that COULD POSSIBLY make this funny is that i sounds like something a kid would say on the playground, now i dont know how old you are so im not going off, but i can see how this could hurt someones feelings (because im pretty sure we ALL know which God your talking about) But as for this being a good poem (without being bias because of how it made me feel) Id have to say (as stated above) its like a preschoolers poem, id give it a thumbs down alls i can say is work harder you can make things funny and not hurt peoples feelings and you can make it look like someone made it with and education pass the 5th grade too

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Jennifer Green 02 June 2010

Correction is that I don't feel that you fully know God. You need to get to know him and know one is to judge

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Michael Howard 21 April 2010

ok i agree with them in the way that u shouldnt be talkin about our God that way but cmon guys way to show her how to live a good christian life dont tell her off just correct her

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♫ ♫ 19 August 2009

excuse meee! ! but this phrases of yours don't even deserve to be called a poem! . seriously, this ain't funny, you are not funny ok! ! you should'nt be making fun of God. he gave you life, he gave you every single thing you own, i believe you should at least give him respect! ! seriously, grow up, think and be mature! ! . a mi no me gusto tu poema para nada. Dios es perfecto y se equivoca.

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