From Listening To Alan Jones Poem by Francis Duggan

At left wingers he would like to throw bricks and stones
He spends too much time listening to Alan Jones
Those with different views to him he chooses to despise
His kind may grow older but they do not grow wise
He enjoys listening to Alan Jones on radio every day
And he agrees on everything Alan does say
About lefties and greenies people he does not like at all
He says that they will be the Country's downfall
Like his hero Alan Jones he makes friends and foes
We are what we think one would have to suppose
Those with different views to him he cannot tolerate
He does not see them as of any worth to the State
If he could at left wingers he would throw bricks and stones
This is what can happen to one from listening to Alan Jones.