From His Abominable State Of Misery....Free The Man Poem by James B. Earley

To the electorate I've often pleaded
A purging laxative is sometimes needed
Diarrhea just might present a helping hand
Where there's a President constipated
I'm opinionated so I've stated
Thus I'm offering whatever bit of help I can

All politics tend shady
But I'm hoping...just maybe
Somewhere amidst the crooked I'll find a voice
Holding my nose I vote
Despite varied doubts I tote
In my own best interest I'll make the proper choice

Amongst the things I treasure most
My daily Facebook posts
Folks all around the globe I've come to know
Sharing tons of valued views
Opinionated points I chose
...Feedback duly welcomed....friend or foe

When dispensing witticisms
I expect some criticisms
But I'll never present a single argument in return
Though my actions well intended
Occasionally....I've been unfriended
Simply proves I've a lot to offer...still...a lot to learn

I'm opinionated as I've stated
...Our President's constipated
Diarrhea just might be America's helping hand
To the electorate I've often pleaded
A purging laxative in this case needed
From his abominable state of misery...free the man