Fallen Poem by Phil Soar

I fell where none had fallen
amongst the weeds and grass
lying there, lost and forlorn
just sitting on my ass
I wondered how I landed there
And then I did recall
I tripped upon a fallen log
and now was one foot tall
the image wasn't pretty
and so I took my phone
Took myself a selfie
and then 'whats apped' it back home
my family had a laugh at me
they saw me lying there
chuckling at my accident
whilst sad at my despair
I lay there for a moment
as the ants crawled up thigh
And wondered if my leg was numb
or maybe I was high
That Dandelion drink I had
Down at the dog and trumpet
made me think my family
could all stay home and lump it!