Elvis Presley Poem by Lee Fones

Elvis Presley



poor King Elvis Presley
suffered constipation bad
worse than John Wesley
that's what drove Elvis mad

tried passing his stools
with Freeamint chewing gum
thinking they'd be ideal tools
no stools, came through, via bum

so a question does arise
Elvis died upon the bog
so one must summaries
maybe passed a frog

He suffered symptoms, irregular heartbeat, fatigue, farting and high blood pressure.

Friday, December 19, 2014
Topic(s) of this poem: humour
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its amazing what you read in small books, triggers my imagination off in all aspects
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