Eater Comedy Poem/Rap Poem by killed killa

Eater Comedy Poem/Rap



What can I say?
I'm pretty sure you know what on my mind today.
I saw it sitting there
across the room
and my mouth started watering,
my heart 'boom, boom'
I looked to my left,
my friends saw it too.
He looked at me and we knew what to do.
We assumed position and started to run
And baby, no sweat, of course I won.
And now my friend sits on the other side of table
watching as I enjoy my tasty Bagel
So don't mess with my food
that's just dumb
You know I'll eat before you can smell it up.
yo, ur rhymes are weird
mine are wicked
come check me out
after I leave the kitchen

now yall know me
I like to eat
so don't come around
with a frown

cuz u know I don't share
but if you want you can have the seeds of a pair
so go get your own and then vote for the best eater the world has ever known.

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