Eat A Steady Diet Of Bureaucracy Poem by Eillio Imbasciati

Call the coppers,
Call the chopper
Use your choppers,
Eat a steady diet of bureaucracy
Ready for takeoff,
A real spoof,
Blog, and digital information a unit of proof
200 truth, BAC leaves him S.O.S. & LOL,
This paper pushed makes him reach for the paper bag
There goes dinner, he doesn't feel too well,
Spoken proof is what made him ill
Had to be said,
He has to admit he's been had
Maybe next year, when his liver is steel and his money is silver, can atonement be persuaded