Don'T Eat The Spoiled Alphabet Soup... Poem by Ian McArthur

I have no doubt that someone learning english has noted the simplicity of 'w'

You and you (and me?)
but l m NO p!
and when I'm texting -
I get high
off h g i
thats 4-4,4-4-4,4,4-4-
you, from me
From A to *zee*
or *zed* as I prefer
but I defer.
I'm alphabetting u and i
won't see i 2 i, o - r-l-y?
mmm... n-o, perhaps
Flocks of V's up in the sky
Am I madman, o x-Y?

Do not Cross 'Y' - do not collect all 26 letters.

Ah B C'n d-e-f?
G..hihi
J-/-k,
L-(mn) -o-(nm) -L
P-Qing and Queens
r SumpTy Up

(tremel V zo...
/
Eatin' alphabeta soup
at an alphapetting zoo.



Mind the letters, some of them bite.