Do You Know How Romero Helped Cure Masculine Ailments In The Future? Poem by Dan Reynolds

Another Zombie movie fills the screen
and still I have no will to turn it off
Like every other version I have seen,
why don't they shoot the first suspicious cough

from one among them who has disappeared
and come back with a limp or suspect cut?
Am I the only one who thinks it weird?
'Let's wait until they die..'....'Don't be a nut! ! ! ! '

The first sign of a virus, scratch or bite
in any post-apocalyptic world
be sure I will, (don't dream that I just might)
despatch your brains, ensuring they're unfurled.

So if you want to live and be the last...?
May I suggest that man-flu should be condemned to the past?