Dinosaur Chiropractor Poem by Kevin Rottweiler

What a doctor's nightmare
cervical bones at least 200
what an animal this one
300 lumbar
400 thoracic
a team to get him on the table
inversion therapy
decompressing the spine
a big dinosaur
taking his time
no hurry to grow up
this one still a pup
the Pit Bull of dinosaurs
before the day of
flying saucers
like out of a
science fiction movie
before everyone got groovy
but the doctor is in
clicking the bones
of a mono-bronto-pectoralis-a-soris
and this one loves
big cheeseburgers
at the drive thru