Damned Slow Internet Poem by Grace Hays

oh how frustrating
you just sent an email
and it hasn't got there yet
must be that the internet doesn't like you
emails that are letters
get there faster
but when it comes to pictures
it takes forever
'damned slow internet
can't you move any faster
you fly like lightning with letters
drag like a snail on pictures
oh do please hurry up
so that these pictures are sent'
you think this while telling your friend
'i just sent you pics hope you like them'
and all they can say is haven't got them yet
man this is a damned slow internet
wish it would hurry up
cause you need to go run to the store
guess by then it will have caught up with you
for you just don't know what to do
bout this damned slow internet