Crossed The Feline Poem by Ima Ryma

Tiz the season for crazy stuff.
My human went online and bought
Some gifts that should have been enough,
But Santa cap and beard I got.
Against my better judgement, I
Let my human don them on me.
Some gay apparel? A far cry,
Very itchy the stuff did be.
I let my human snap the phone
For one picture, then I did scat
To spread Xmas 'cheer' on my own.
For payback, I'm a clever cat.

As I made litter box withdraws,
I left a trail of 'sandy claws.'