Closed Shop Poem by Lee Fones

forgot to put me teeth in
me Nan on Christmas day
we didn't care no sin
wanted new toys to play

opened all our presents
paper flew everywhere
just to see the contents
to see if they were there

once i had a action man
me sister had a barbie
called my action man Stan
and barbie joined the army

then Stan had a tank
and barbie had a ride
barbie high class rank
Stan he took a slide

then i got a chopper
Stan got the chop
now work for happy shopper
that's the end closed shop