Call Of The Dead Poem by Champion Chris

A crew of actors and George Romero
Danny Trejo in a shot-off sombrero

"You don't look dead enough" Romero demands
Unaware that a zombie has other plans

The movie now over the actors in arms
Sarah Keller will need more than her lustful charms

A noise is heard in a room-blocked door
Reveals the voices of the original four!

Richtofen, Nickolai, Takeo, Dempsey
Sent here unknown by a common enemy

Vodka, Golden Rod, and fuses alike
Nazi in silence sends actors in hike

Free at last the four arise
But wait they're sent to paradise

The actors escape the four now fly
To Shangri-La, so shall I