But Ugly? Poem by Michael Gale

Very funny and bawdy yet...
I'll wager all t_ts and all that's, that.
She adored to all of beau tie's state...
Only once asked for one such date.

It does naught be too late...
For to be greeted to frontal door, by that beastly fate.
Blind date, blind date, betray all heart...
Lest Ye doth fare well to make Mine angst so gladly to depart.

Away away all so homely doth ugg...
Looks as comparable to the Mantis's face-ity, bug.