Be Glad Your Nose Is On Your Face Poem by Pali Girl S...

Be happy your nose is on your face,
not some other place.
Thank God for putting in the right place.

Just imagine your nose
in between your toes.
That wouldn't be cool,
smelling the ugliness
for twenty-four hours.

Your nose will look funny
if it was atop of your head,
getting all tickled with your fluffy hair.
You would be ashamed for having it there

Your nose was were your ear is,
boy that would be hard to hear with one ear.
It would be even harder to blow your nose.

Your nose is your nose,
it's never going to change it's place.
I can imagine it squeezed in between your booty chicks.
That would suck a lot.

Your nose nice thick and thin
remember it's always going to stay
between your eyes' and chin.
not glued somewhere else.