All I Want For Christmas Is A Divorce Poem by Ramona Thompson

Rewrite of Mariah Carey's All I Want For Christmas Is You

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I don't a lot for Christmas
From you there is only one last thing I need
No, it's not more cheap presents
Underneath my Christmas tree

I just want my freedom again to own
More than you ever know
Make my wish come true
All I want for Christmas is a divorce from you, yeah

I don't want to give us another shot this Christmas
From you there's only one last thing
I'll ever need

I'm done with your stalking
Burned up all our memories
In the fireplace
Make like Santa Claus
And make me happy
Make me your ex
Here on Christmas Day

All I want baby
This year
All I want for Christmas is a divorce from you!
You baby

Oh, I don't think I'm asking for too much this Christmas
Just an end to our trainwreck of a show
And no I won't be waiting this year
Underneath the mistletoe

I've made my list
To my lawyer I've sent it
No, no more interested in your tiny south pole
Oh dearest Nick
Put me right to sleep
Can't stay awake
So bored with you is this chick

Cause I'm moving on out tonight
You keep holding on
Way too tight
A girl just can't breathe
And so what more can I do?
Baby, all I want for Christmas is a divorce from you
You baby

Oh I'm posting the joyful news
I'm single again
Everywhere
And I can hardly wait for the ring of my cell phone
Filling the air

And everywhere those hot men I'm gonna get to singing
Yeah, I wanna get their bells to jingling
Santa, won't you set me free from this cling
Won't you please grant this divorce to me?

Oh, I don't think I'm asking a lot for Christmas
I just wanna see your lazy body
Walking out my front door

Chorus