Ack-Ack Cam-Gun Flacks A Selfless Selfie: A Shadow Pic At Warwick! (Alphabetic Onomatopoeia) Poem by Harindhar Reddy

Aye-aye, Ample-trample events in a blackjack fame-game:
Boo! Stood I for a gawpie pic with thoughts for food,
Chug-a-lug of feelings greeted me as my engine is heated,
Dorn! Riders Mr. DRAIN & Ms. STRESS got into my train
Eek! Life seems to be a thoughtless thought, gutless
Fight, spineless sight, lightless night and a tailless kite,
Grr! It's a snake's bite for heartless dealings in an endless drama,
Holums-jolums, what's this hungama, mama oh lama!

Ire-fire, satire, life is a nonsensical farce on a horse,
Jabber Joo of course it's a curse fell on you and me
Kaboom: The money wedded grubbers run eyes over
Lucre, wampum, spondulicks, greenbacks & mazuma-bucks!
Mmm common folks and human foxes met in a stream-jet,
Neigh, heigh ho yet I bet they set for a sail on Nile rill in style,
Odd-sods just lived on unjust greeting, meeting, eating,
Preying, mating, drinking and trading by blasting morals!

Quiver-quaver ding-dongs and ting-tongs! Pack! Back track to
Realities, nitty-gritties, hard facts and bolts & nuts!
So let's stop running your eyes over vexer TV & teaser P.C.
Tom-pom take it easy-peasy, go back to BCs, rudiments & rubrics.

Umm! Sine qua non in every way to everyone:
Very poor citizenry, middleclass netizenry,
Wingding rich don, men, mason, nun, my son and his son!
Youth hail nature from this very date otherwise,
X factor says end is soon wherein we may die as
Zanny hounds if we ain't hail on this very date oh my mates!