Abominable Classic Moron Poem by Abie Arun

With a brilliant pink saree she enters the class
The best one she wears on teacher's day-
A pale garish yellow saree with gimcrack ornaments
And has the weirdest tastes on Earth.
Abominable classic moron, we call!
Early morning in the first hour she calls out
'All the absentees please stand up'!
The funny jokes she crack
Are more interesting than her Physics class
The happiest look you can get
When she derives an equation without the book!
She laughs at the jokes made at her own expense
And the innocent derisions she makes
Will suffice our laughter that day.
She tries to act strict at times
Sadly, that ends with a witticism.
She hardly speaks a sentence correctly in English
Then, the impeccable joy she gives
Will again turn into a blue story!
Everday we wait anxiously for her class
For that is the time we can atleast relax
Laugh and be merry with that moronic teacher!