A Silly Song On The Laws Of Motion Poem by Gayathri Seetharam

A silly song on the laws of motion
-Gayathri B. Seetharam
Sir Isaac Newton was a scientist
He was a sentimentalist
He had the notion that the laws of motion
Were like the emotion of love;

If the force behind the being swept off one's feet
Is equal to the mass of one's heart
Multiplied by the acceleration in one's life
Induced by the force;

AND the momentum of the feelings felt by the woman is equal
To the momentum of feelings felt by the right man
AND the touch and feel of a man in the right area results
In an equal and opposite reaction in the woman;

Newton was smitten by physics
He was the force behind the industrial revolution
And he proved that white light
When passed through a prism splits into a rainbow spectrum.