A Funny Incident Poem by arpita QQQ

Knocking at the door,
In the middle of the night,
At half past four
When i switched off the light
Came five little goblins
With red satin caps
A basket full of clanging tins
And strange coloured maps.

I blinked hard twice
And pinched
Yet could not believe my eyes
I flinched!
Goblins at my door?
It shook me to my core!

And then, the eldest spoke!
With his wiry finger did he poke-
'Howdy miss, how do you do?
We're th goblins of the far north
We've come to visit you! '

And so they marched in
Right upto the den
All seven little goblins
With such confidence!
When i rushed back
They told me to calm
Handed me some chocolate
And ache curing balm!

'We read in the papers
You've been a little low
This is not caper
To you, this we shall show
We're your angels in diguise
Here to love, not despise
Lovelorn maidens we cure
Of this you can be sure'

So they wished me night
Off they were out of sight
Again i blinked hard twice,
And pinched
I could not believe my eyes,
I flinched!

I sat upon the bed
And did all that they said
I chomped on the chocolate
And rubbed on some balm
Have i lost my mind
Or is this a joke of some kind? ?
Suddenly heavy lids overcame me
I laid on the bed
Could not think or see
Off to sleep i fell dead!