.3. D.I.Y. Specials Poem by David Threadgold

My Dad got a book full of vouchers
The DIY store had a sale
He worked out the tools, he’d be needing
That vouchers help buy without fail

First a big tool pouch & pencils
A hammer drill plus ten free bits
Ten pound off an orbital sander
And nine different screwdriver bits

B.O.G.O.F. on two metal trestles
With fifty percent off a shed
Next time keep your money off vouchers
Let dad save his money instead


© 2008 David Threadgold
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