Justin Reamer Poems

Let's use quotation marks in a foreign language
To enclose stuff for dialogue.
Instead of ' or ',
We will use << or >>.
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What a weird thing,
I am craving chocolate,
And I have some sort of desire
I cannot comprehend,
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Let's get an aggregate, folks;
We need to sum this stuff up
So that we know how much the bank
Made in the past fiscal year,
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I am beeing around,
Obsessed with some idea
About astronauts in space,
For I love NASA,
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What a wonderful fungus this is,
This mushroom that I am eating.
Have you tasted it before?
That's too bad
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Before this,
I was a man of integrity,
But now,
I am a wretch.
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Aren't you going to eat it?
I mean, there are people starving,
And you're going to let a crumb bother you?
Eat it,
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The duck uses its beak
To pick up little bits of seaweed
And plankton the eye cannot see.
It is a neb in which
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The greatest thing is this-
The em dash is the best thing
Because you can use it
Whenever you have to make a point.
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What the hell is this? !
I don't understand.
Get away, man!
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