Ima Ryma Poems

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641.
Buy Gum

I am janitor at a school
That was convinced to make a move.
Kids should chew more gum. That's the rule,
Because it makes math scores improve.
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642.
The Kiss

When I showed up on the big screen,
The crowds went wild with shock and awe.
I was branded porno obscene.
Protesting pruddish lips flapped raw.
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643.
Bark Lark

Humans are easy to predict.
Take Jennifer who is my charge.
When she ignores me, I get ticked.
I make her come fetch, by and large.
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644.
Flight Delight

Hubby once had the worst air rage.
I dreaded each time we would fly.
He was obnoxious, off the gauge,
Making fellow passengers cry.
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645.
Could It Happen?

Chaos came at the Pentagon.
The call went to the President.
A subversive phenomenon
Triggered a red alert event.
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646.
Tanks For The Memory

It was just after World War II,
A hunter drove up in a tank,
Drove right into the lake - tiz true!
It floated a moment, then sank.
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647.
In Touch

I am a Lady oft alone,
But never of a lonely heart.
I share with all, all that's my own.
Each visitor makes me a part.
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648.
Empress On A Roll

Winters in Russia are so fun,
Sliding down hills on blocks of ice.
But summertime - what can be done?
That thrill of speeding would be nice.
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649.
In My Biz

I opened up my place of biz.
Soon after, I was hounded by
Bunches of botherings - gee whiz!
Local, state and fed govs said I
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650.
Mask On Mom

For Mother's Day, I took the hint
Of giving Mom a gift that would
Be green and leave no carbon print.
A facial at home would be good.
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