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  • Rookie Caroline Bulleck (7/23/2012 9:01:00 PM) Post reply
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    So guess what happened at my Thanksgiving. The turkey was in the oven and we were peeling potatoes when we heard gunshot noises from the oven. My mom opens the oven (expecting fire) and dodges flying glass all matrix style...The glass pan the turkey was in exploded. We got cut. And we all laughed. You want to know what happened next?We had to wash the turkey and stroke it to see if there was anymore glass. We laughed so hard we cut ourselves. Then we were thinking about stuffing it in the microwave. we finally went to wal-mart and bought an aluminum pan to finish cooking the turkey...Dinner was at 11: 30 that day. Best Thanksgiving ever.

  • Rookie Angel Eyes (5/14/2012 12:41:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    Ok something to make you laugh but I don't know wether it's appropriate lol I heard it from a school who walked up to me during valentines and said with a wink
    Roses are red,
    Lemons are sour
    Open your legs
    And give me an hour ;)
    I was mortified! ! ! Ahahahahha But I look back and laugh ahaha

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  • Rookie sexy angel(hot and spicy) ! (5/3/2012 8:06:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    this is one of the best school jokes, check it out!

    teacher: if you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson.

    class clown: hooray, I'm finally going to learn something!


    thank you :)

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  • Rookie - 16 Points Calico Jack (4/22/2012 7:00:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime does anybody care?

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  • Rookie Princess Adrianne Fox (2/26/2012 8:41:00 PM) Post reply

    I love this. It makes me express my self. [url=http: //]mulled cider recipe[/url]

  • Rookie - 5 Points Callie Carroll (1/10/2012 12:23:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    A seasonal comment overheard... I don't have any trouble with the Virgin Birth concept, but three wisemen? ? ?

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  • Rookie Gordon Tseng (11/10/2011 1:30:00 AM) Post reply

    P lato’s Potatoes
    - rewritten from two works in A Book of Super Cool Tongue Twisters by Gordon Tseng

    Plato’s potatoes are like Seattle’s tomatoes.
    But, Seattle’s potatoes are unlike Plato’s tomatoes.
    When Plato with some potatoes goes to Seattle for some tomatoes,
    Plato is philosophically surprised by Seattle’s potato-like tomatoes.

    An alligator climbs into a helicopter.
    Later, the helicopter goes into an elevator.
    Now, the alligator is in the helicopter that’s in the elevator.
    So, the alligator is surely in the elevator.

    When Plato back from Seattle goes into the elevator,
    Plato is scared by the alligator in the helicopter.
    But, when the alligator sees Plato scared like his red tomatoes,
    It’s more interested in the potato-like tomatoes than that tomato-like Plato.


  • Rookie Joe Garson (11/9/2011 10:55:00 AM) Post reply

    If you shoot a mime do you have to use a silencer?
    If you arrest a mime, do you have to tell him he has the right to speak?
    If a man says something in a forest but there's no woman around to hear him,
    is he still wrong?

  • Rookie - 0 Points Alex Brown (10/18/2011 4:21:00 PM) Post reply | Read 2 replies

    The sentence below is false.
    The sentence above is true.

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  • Rookie - 0 Points Alex Brown (10/18/2011 4:20:00 PM) Post reply

    Here's one if you know your history.

    Goths dont wear Black. Real Goths sack Rome.

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