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  • Rookie - 65 Points Ronn Michael Salinas (12/11/2012 1:05:00 PM) Post reply
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    Why did the chicken cross the road?Because the chicken's a scumbag, walking all over it without regards to its feelings.

  • Rookie Dragon Crenshaw (11/8/2012 12:11:00 PM) Post reply

    I heard this one from a friend: Three girls are stranded on an island, two have brown hair and one has blonde hair. They see an island in the distance. One girl swims 75% of the way gets tired and drowns. Another girl swims 25% of the way gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims 50% of the way gets tired and swims back to the island she was on before she started swimming.

  • Rookie Komolafe Shalomj (9/5/2012 12:51:00 AM) Post reply

    A father of a boy followed him to his school having heard he failed woefully, father: im sorry, but my son is not a troublesome kid, he reads all time, teacher for you to know my son is typically brilliant.give him an exercise. Teacher: your son is dull, but finds it easy to cause trouble.Okay, : : to boy: : teacher: If you have 3 oranges and i pick 1 what'll be the result. Student: If you pick one out of the 3 oranges, it'll result to a great fight.

  • Rookie Paul Mahony (9/4/2012 4:51:00 PM) Post reply

    I believe the human being and fish can co-exist peacefully
    George W. Bush

  • Rookie Komolafe Shalomj (9/4/2012 12:47:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    During the JIHAD war in northern nigeria for islamic state, christians being heavily persecuted.bombing churches here and there.
    A scene caught a pastor packing his luggages.

    Church member: but pastor you cant do this for christ sake.
    Pastor: -im sorry but my family are in the west, i needa go meet them.
    Church member: -but why?
    Pastor: -you know ive being serving here for past 8yrs. I go home frequently bt now i must confess im going finally.
    Church member: -but you preached to us Jesus said come rain, come sun.you must hold your faith.
    Pastor replied after min. Silence,
    member sighed thinking he won at first, pastor replied'THE SAME JESUS SAID, GO YE INTO THE WORLD AND PREACH THE GOSPEL'

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  • Rookie Caroline Bulleck (7/23/2012 9:01:00 PM) Post reply

    So guess what happened at my Thanksgiving. The turkey was in the oven and we were peeling potatoes when we heard gunshot noises from the oven. My mom opens the oven (expecting fire) and dodges flying glass all matrix style...The glass pan the turkey was in exploded. We got cut. And we all laughed. You want to know what happened next?We had to wash the turkey and stroke it to see if there was anymore glass. We laughed so hard we cut ourselves. Then we were thinking about stuffing it in the microwave. we finally went to wal-mart and bought an aluminum pan to finish cooking the turkey...Dinner was at 11: 30 that day. Best Thanksgiving ever.

  • Rookie Angel Eyes (5/14/2012 12:41:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    Ok something to make you laugh but I don't know wether it's appropriate lol I heard it from a school who walked up to me during valentines and said with a wink
    Roses are red,
    Lemons are sour
    Open your legs
    And give me an hour ;)
    I was mortified! ! ! Ahahahahha But I look back and laugh ahaha

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  • Rookie sexy angel(hot and spicy) ! (5/3/2012 8:06:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    this is one of the best school jokes, check it out!

    teacher: if you misbehave again, I'll have to teach you a lesson.

    class clown: hooray, I'm finally going to learn something!


    thank you :)

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  • Rookie - 3 Points Calico Jack (4/22/2012 7:00:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    If a tree falls in the forest and hits a mime does anybody care?

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  • Rookie Princess Adrianne Fox (2/26/2012 8:41:00 PM) Post reply

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