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  • Gold Star - 16,058 Points Mandolyn ... (10/29/2014 6:36:00 PM) Post reply
    1 person liked.
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    John Stamos

    (yeah you totally laughed and you know it!)

  • Gold Star - 16,007 Points Mohammad Skati (8/23/2014 3:21:00 PM) Post reply | Read 2 replies

    How can a man without teeth or a denture laugh or smile?

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    • Gold Star - 16,007 Points Melikhaya Zagagana (11/1/2014 3:20:00 AM) Post reply

      Dentist can do better answers, but it would not be an original smile or laugh sad.....hey!

    • Gold Star - 16,007 Points Kay Staley (10/14/2014 10:07:00 AM) Post reply

      Interesting. I enjoyed reading your joke, but I wanted to say that you can laugh without teeth and smiling from the inside matters more.

  • Gold Star - 16,007 Points Mohammad Skati (8/22/2014 4:35:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    One day a man wanted to sit the coffee, but instead he sat in the tea. Ha.. ha.. ha...!

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  • Bronze Star - 2,912 Points Abekah Emmanuel (8/18/2014 2:58:00 AM) Post reply

    There was this man whose aspiration in life was just one-to become a famous actor. Due to this ambition, he was always ready to play any role assigned to him. One day, his director assigned to him, the role of the famous Abraham Lincoln in a movie. He spent many weeks and days rehearsing this new role, wearing the usual attire of Lincoln(black suit and white sleeves and black neck. tie) . On the day of performance, the director changed his role to and so he couldnt perform. However he was assassinated on his way back home.

  • Rookie - 19 Points Keith Sifelani (6/12/2014 12:25:00 AM) Post reply

    There is this man who has a son who is a drug deal.
    when he sees him he says " oor what a wasted sper............."

  • Rookie Thenameless Poet (5/11/2014 3:42:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    Sing to the tune of Frozens " Do you wanna build a snowman" haha

    Is there anybody our there
    anyone at all
    I think I need a friend
    I'm goin round the bend
    Someone please give me a call

    I used to have some buddies
    and now there gone
    It wasnt even my fault

    Is their anyody out their
    You dont even need hair

    Ill wait right here

    Is their anyody out their,
    i could do with a mate
    Im getting really bored
    so are all the walls
    I need some bait

    It gets a little lonely
    eating by myself
    I dont even have a fork

    Hi, I know your out there
    I can see you on goggle maps
    I need to talk to you
    please dont be a poo
    and dis my hat their anybody out their.....

    I was just bored

    comment what you think

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  • Rookie - 66 Points Micheal Olaniyi (5/7/2014 8:29:00 AM) Post reply


    is house is only decorated with a chair, a foam and an old t.v,
    he is so fat, that is belt is an equator,
    like a woman delivering a baby at night, he groans,
    and supported by the echo he has in his room as is fans.

    He wores a coat, every morning to the farm for rat hunting,
    he cried mysteriously one day,
    than the ceremony of his mother's burial,
    just for me to know he lost five thousand naira,
    his fiancee also suffer a dilema of heartbreak,
    due to meat palaver.

    He was bought a cab for living,
    he sold it and spend it all on eating,
    and said when there is life, there is hope,
    everything he does, people see the opposite of an admirable cricthon.
    His story went so far that everybody wants to know where he's living.

    One day, he got people rolling in aisles,
    when an helpless beggar come along from miles,
    he streched fort his hand for money,
    but silly-sam shaked him and said 'hello, anything for me'.

    "" ][u]Click to read my poem on poemhunter

  • Rookie - 169 Points Angelina Holmes (5/3/2014 8:47:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    " Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard

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  • Rookie Sir Zvavanhuvevhu (5/2/2014 2:27:00 PM) Post reply

    This poem Hunter thing is making me Eat Burnt Food.
    Am Always forgetting, i am cooking something.

  • Rookie - 66 Points Micheal Olaniyi (1/29/2014 1:47:00 AM) Post reply | Read 3 replies

    Girls own the world, guys owns the girls. Case closed

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