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  • Rookie Thenameless Poet (5/11/2014 3:42:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply
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    Sing to the tune of Frozens " Do you wanna build a snowman" haha

    Is there anybody our there
    anyone at all
    I think I need a friend
    I'm goin round the bend
    Someone please give me a call

    I used to have some buddies
    and now there gone
    It wasnt even my fault

    Is their anyody out their
    You dont even need hair

    Ill wait right here


    Is their anyody out their,
    i could do with a mate
    Im getting really bored
    so are all the walls
    I need some bait

    It gets a little lonely
    eating by myself
    I dont even have a fork


    Hi, I know your out there
    I can see you on goggle maps
    I need to talk to you
    please dont be a poo
    and dis my hat


    .....is their anybody out their.....


    I was just bored

    comment what you think

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  • Rookie - 48 Points Micheal Olaniyi (5/7/2014 8:29:00 AM) Post reply

    SILLY SAM SOUNDING STUPID

    is house is only decorated with a chair, a foam and an old t.v,
    he is so fat, that is belt is an equator,
    like a woman delivering a baby at night, he groans,
    and supported by the echo he has in his room as is fans.

    He wores a coat, every morning to the farm for rat hunting,
    he cried mysteriously one day,
    than the ceremony of his mother's burial,
    just for me to know he lost five thousand naira,
    his fiancee also suffer a dilema of heartbreak,
    due to meat palaver.

    He was bought a cab for living,
    he sold it and spend it all on eating,
    and said when there is life, there is hope,
    everything he does, people see the opposite of an admirable cricthon.
    His story went so far that everybody wants to know where he's living.

    One day, he got people rolling in aisles,
    when an helpless beggar come along from miles,
    he streched fort his hand for money,
    but silly-sam shaked him and said 'hello, anything for me'.


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  • Rookie - 166 Points Angelina Holmes (5/3/2014 8:47:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    " Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
    :)

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  • Rookie Sir Zvavanhuvevhu (5/2/2014 2:27:00 PM) Post reply

    This poem Hunter thing is making me Eat Burnt Food.
    Am Always forgetting, i am cooking something.

  • Rookie - 48 Points Micheal Olaniyi (1/29/2014 1:47:00 AM) Post reply | Read 3 replies

    Girls own the world, guys owns the girls. Case closed

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  • Bronze Star - 5,123 Points Edgar Stevens (8/6/2013 3:50:00 AM) Post reply

    Poem Hunter Poetry Contest has officially started. You can enter with your favorite poem now or write a new one and submit it before August 31st,2013.

    Prize is $1,000 for the winner and $250 for the 2nd and 3rd place..

    You can write in any poetic style and on any subject.

    Entering the contest is free.

    Details: http://www.poemhunter.com/contest/

  • Rookie - 111 Points Roger Horsch (5/15/2013 1:07:00 AM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    Flying Raisins

    Flying raisins are in the air, there are flying raisins everywhere
    I see them flying all around, I see them landing on the ground
    I wish they would just go away, but they’ll just come back another day
    I see them flying in the sky, I see them getting in my pie
    I see them walking on my cake, I see them in everything I make
    I wish they would just go away, but they’ll just come back another day
    I find them in my cookie dough, I don’t know why they just won’t go
    I do not like them can’t you see, flying raisins are all over me
    I don’t know where they come from, I just want them to leave
    There’s three or four more on my shirt, and two more on my sleeve
    Then I saw the open box, sitting high upon the rack
    I pulled it down then turned it around, it said, “ CAUTION “ on the back
    It said, not for use in cooking, such as cookies, cakes or pies
    For I thought I bought a box of raisins, but they were laboratory flies

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  • Rookie - 111 Points Roger Horsch (5/15/2013 1:04:00 AM) Post reply

    Deer Hunters' Camp

    It's another year of Deer Hunters' Camp
    Where my friend Tom caught fire while igniting his lamp.
    He screamed, 'Put me out! ' as he ran out of sight.
    I yelled, 'Stop, dropp and Roll... and you'll be alright! '
    Then there was Greg, who loved to get drunk.
    He passed out in his tent, while hugging a skunk.
    Him stinking so bad, it must have been hell.
    So, we kept him down wind because of the smell.
    Now here comes Bill, who brought us a treat.
    He fed us all jerky that smelled just like feet.
    We about beat him to death with a bag full of rocks
    ‘Cause, it wasn't deer jerky, it was hard crusty socks.
    We hunted all week without any luck
    Then what came into camp was the world's largest buck.
    We looked at each other, beaten and tired
    Then pointed our guns, but nobody fired.
    We seemed to go through this year after year
    And I'm never amazed why we haven't got deer.
    When we all get together, the deer is the champ
    But, there's always next year at Deer Hunters' Camp.

  • Rookie - 31 Points Doug Bentley (3/15/2013 7:13:00 PM) Post reply | Read 1 reply

    If a dog is a man's best friend that dog has a problem. - Unknown

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    • Rookie - 31 Points Rajesh Thankappan (5/10/2013 11:47:00 AM) Post reply

      Is friendship with man such a serious problem?Of course yes, with some and of course no, with other. It depends on his dependability!

  • Rookie - 0 Points Aldrich Suarez (2/21/2013 3:42:00 AM) Post reply | Read 2 replies

    Morons

    Once upon a time, when men are not yet civilized
    there live two young men named Barry and Joey
    While wondering the beauty of earth, they criticize.
    So then the two begin their journey.
    With uncertain idea on how they will change the earth
    Or when, where and how they start
    Their small minds are now enough.
    Barry said he will use his hand to merge all separate Islands
    Joey with brave said he will sniff the wind so that they will have control
    But suddenly the two argue, who will change the water's hue?
    And an unbroken silence made until evening
    Afterwards when Barry got bored he decide to rest at the wild of wondering
    Joey then agrees that they need to meditate under a tall tree.
    At the middle of the night Joey fall asleep
    And at his dream he is in front of a talking sheep
    Joey, Joey, Joey the sheep said
    I'm the answer of all the questions you had
    Then as the sheep said, Joey ask how to change the earth
    The sheep scratch his head and act like sleepy
    And he hear a sound " Wake up Joey"
    Then cut his dreams and wake.
    When Joey is in his consciousness
    The two become happy and amaze
    " A falling pieces of water" shouting
    When at that moment a voice up above roar
    They stop and kneel, trembling of fear
    And then a fast, razor and terrible light strike a piece of wood.
    After striking the wood, it becomes shiny, that can create a light
    Barry becomes greedy and grabs the wood very tight
    Then he realize that he hurts so he throw it in a grassy surface of land
    While Joey begging the earth to strike him also
    Later a savor of tasty object passes on their nose
    And they see the grass are burning, so they come close
    They taste the grass and they satisfy
    And they called the light a " Fire"
    Food
    In
    Recreation
    Evening.
    When the fire fades
    The two becomes sad
    So they go back home, and conclude it's hard to change the earth or inverse
    The two leave a promise on one other, that tomorrow morning they will meet and try to change the universe………
    aldrich suarez

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