Nehemiah Theophylus Haokip
(8/29/2014 12:50:00 PM)
A father ask to his son that there are 4 people in the world 1. every body 2, somebody 3. nobody 4. anybody and his father ask him which one he choose and his son choose NOBODY and he took a stick and beat him nicely
(8/23/2014 3:21:00 PM)
How can a man without teeth or a denture laugh or smile?
(8/22/2014 4:35:00 AM)
One day a man wanted to sit the coffee, but instead he sat in the tea. Ha.. ha.. ha...!
(8/18/2014 2:58:00 AM)
There was this man whose aspiration in life was just one-to become a famous actor. Due to this ambition, he was always ready to play any role assigned to him. One day, his director assigned to him, the role of the famous Abraham Lincoln in a movie. He spent many weeks and days rehearsing this new role, wearing the usual attire of Lincoln(black suit and white sleeves and black neck. tie) . On the day of performance, the director changed his role to and so he couldnt perform. However he was assassinated on his way back home.
(6/12/2014 12:25:00 AM)
There is this man who has a son who is a drug deal.
when he sees him he says " oor what a wasted sper............."
(5/11/2014 3:42:00 AM)
Sing to the tune of Frozens " Do you wanna build a snowman" haha
Is there anybody our there
anyone at all
I think I need a friend
I'm goin round the bend
Someone please give me a call
I used to have some buddies
and now there gone
It wasnt even my fault
Is their anyody out their
You dont even need hair
Ill wait right here
Is their anyody out their,
i could do with a mate
Im getting really bored
so are all the walls
I need some bait
It gets a little lonely
eating by myself
I dont even have a fork
Hi, I know your out there
I can see you on goggle maps
I need to talk to you
please dont be a poo
and dis my hat
.....is their anybody out their.....
I was just bored
comment what you think
(5/7/2014 8:29:00 AM)
SILLY SAM SOUNDING STUPID
is house is only decorated with a chair, a foam and an old t.v,
he is so fat, that is belt is an equator,
like a woman delivering a baby at night, he groans,
and supported by the echo he has in his room as is fans.
He wores a coat, every morning to the farm for rat hunting,
he cried mysteriously one day,
than the ceremony of his mother's burial,
just for me to know he lost five thousand naira,
his fiancee also suffer a dilema of heartbreak,
due to meat palaver.
He was bought a cab for living,
he sold it and spend it all on eating,
and said when there is life, there is hope,
everything he does, people see the opposite of an admirable cricthon.
His story went so far that everybody wants to know where he's living.
One day, he got people rolling in aisles,
when an helpless beggar come along from miles,
he streched fort his hand for money,
but silly-sam shaked him and said 'hello, anything for me'.
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(5/3/2014 8:47:00 AM)
" Do not take life too seriously. You will never get out of it alive." - Elbert Hubbard
(5/2/2014 2:27:00 PM)
This poem Hunter thing is making me Eat Burnt Food.
Am Always forgetting, i am cooking something.
(1/29/2014 1:47:00 AM)
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Girls own the world, guys owns the girls. Case closed