(12/18/2014 10:02:00 AM)
'Miiiiiiiiiiiims! ! ! ! '
'Miiiiiiiiiiiims! ! ! ! '
'How you do! ! ! '
'U OK! ! ! '
'Want some water???'
'Want some Bickeeees! ! ! '
Just Listen to me, what the hell am I on?
I sound like one of the BeeGees, with his balls being stepped on! ! !
I dont even like cats, I want a dog for a pet! ! !
but my mrs keeps on saying, 'we cannot get one yet'.
But I do like Mims, she is my cat, and I Love her silly face,
I just wish she was called rover and she had a ball to chase.
So if you ever walk by a house and you hear a stupid high pitch tone,
Saying 'Miiiiiiims' and 'Moooos' and 'Bickeeees', Its probably my home.
(12/7/2014 12:16:00 PM)
He rode out of the west, his gun was the best but there wasn't one notch on his colt
You see, he ate beans in the night and if the wind was just right his rivals knew just when to bolt
(12/6/2014 3:26:00 AM)
Because he was ill he kept taking his pill thinking that would be that
Now l could not swear what the side effects were
But there was always a place for his hat
(12/5/2014 2:04:00 PM)
Too much Viagra
His excitement could never be hid
He thanked the lord for that which he did
On the day he was buried by four men he was carried
In a box with a hole in the lid
(11/14/2014 10:25:00 PM)
A man doesn't automatically get my respect. He has to get down in the dirt and beg for it. -Jack Handey
(10/29/2014 6:36:00 PM)
(yeah you totally laughed and you know it!)
(8/23/2014 3:21:00 PM)
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How can a man without teeth or a denture laugh or smile?Replies for this message:
(11/1/2014 3:20:00 AM)
Dentist can do better answers, but it would not be an original smile or laugh sad.....hey!
(10/14/2014 10:07:00 AM)
Interesting. I enjoyed reading your joke, but I wanted to say that you can laugh without teeth and smiling from the inside matters more.
- Melikhaya Zagagana (11/1/2014 3:20:00 AM) Post reply
(8/22/2014 4:35:00 AM)
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One day a man wanted to sit the coffee, but instead he sat in the tea. Ha.. ha.. ha...!
(8/18/2014 2:58:00 AM)
There was this man whose aspiration in life was just one-to become a famous actor. Due to this ambition, he was always ready to play any role assigned to him. One day, his director assigned to him, the role of the famous Abraham Lincoln in a movie. He spent many weeks and days rehearsing this new role, wearing the usual attire of Lincoln(black suit and white sleeves and black neck. tie) . On the day of performance, the director changed his role to and so he couldnt perform. However he was assassinated on his way back home.
(6/12/2014 12:25:00 AM)
There is this man who has a son who is a drug deal.
when he sees him he says " oor what a wasted sper............."
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