Timothy Walter Burton

Life isn't easy
for the Pin Cushion Queen.
When she sits alone on her throne
Pins push through her spleen.
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put up his aluminium tree.
It looked pretty strange
because he couldn't really see.
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I once knew a girl
who would just stand there and stare.
At anyone or anything,
she seemed not to care
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Stick Boy liked Match Girl,
He liked her a lot.
He liked her cute figure,
he thought she was hot.
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He proposed in the dunes,

they were wed by the sea,
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Brie Boy had a dream he had only had twice,
that his full, round head was only a slice.

The other children never let Brie Boy play ...
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There once was a morose melonhead,
who sat there all day
and wished he were dead.
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To avoid a law suit,
we'll just call her Sue
(or 'that girl who likes
to sniff lots of glue').
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Her skin is white cloth,
and she's all sewn apart
and she has many colored pins
sticking out of her heart.
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One day in the park
I had quite a surprise.
I met a girl
who had many eyes.
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There once was a girl
who was made up of junk.
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He wasn't soft and pink
witha fat little tummy;
he was hard and hollow,
a little boy mummy.
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Mr. an Mrs. Smith had a wonderful life.
They were a normal, happy husband and wife.
One day they got news that made Mr. Smith glad.
Mrs. Smith would would be a mom
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For Christmas, Stain Boy got a new uniform.
It was clean and well pressed,
comfy and warm.
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Unwisely, Santa offered a teddy bear to James, unaware that
he had been mauled by a grizzly earlier that year
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To those who knew him
-his friends-
we called him Roy.
To others he was known
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Of all the super heroes,
the strangest one by far,
doesn't have a special power,
or drive a fancy car.
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'My name is Jimmy,
but my friends just call me
'the hideous penguin boy.''
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For Christmas, Char boy received his usual lumps of coal,
which made him very happy

For Christmas, Char Boy received a small present instead of
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