Sam Morrow Biography

1988: born
1989-1999: had childhood
2000: understood enough to stop existing and start living
2001: decided to go back to live in 1992 for nirvana and the smashing pumpkins and the cool trends
2002: dissasembled several articles of clothing and reassembled it into new stuff she couldn't wear
2003: bought most of her current clothing
2004: realized she couldn't go back to the early '90s
2004: thought she fell in love and obsessively followed some poor stupid prepubescent boy for almost a year while casting off parts of her personality he found unfavourable
2005: lost interest in favor of a scrawny, long-haired, quiet blonde guy in clothing more tattered than hers playing drums at a party
2005: fell in love the first time
2005: had fun causing mayhem in populated areas, almost getting arrested, and found the only other person in the tristate area interested in the early '90s grunge movement
2005: decided to build nasty shack to live in together
2005: realized she was in love when he went to hawaii and she couldn't stand it
2005: told him so when he got back after receiving awesome souvineers
2006: decided to get married but were prevented from doing so by the low numbers each of them posessed which people commonly refer to as 'age'
2006: lost her virginity on her ex-boyfriend and best friend's birthday
2006: regretted it
2006: decided to use his name instead of her maiden name anywere it didn't need to be legally changed for it to be acknowleged
2006: decided to take her lover, go back and live in 1992 for nirvana and the smashing pumpkins and the cool trends.
2006: backed out of building nasty shack
2006: reassembled several articles of clothing that had fallen apart since 2003 into new clothing
2006: realized we couldn't go live in the early '90s that and decided to act like we could anyway
2006: went to prom and ruined a lot of people's pictures by imitating people stupidly in the backgrond
2006: got the local chapter of SADD really pissed off at us by foiling their evil plans to build a wall out of cardboard boxes in the bowling alley and starting a really fun box war then running behind the lockers
2006: gradutated high school and left him all alone there, but resolved to see him afterschool whenever possible