O' woe is me - such misery
Its Christmas time and I've no tree
My daughter moved and I'm alone
We only speak now on the phone
I wormed my cat - it didnt work
He gutsed himself and had to perk
It sat upon the ground and steamed
Which made me ill - I could have screamed
My desktop fluro reading light
Blew its tube - and late at night
The TV set's remote just broke
The lounge room light's about to croak
The bathroom sink tap sprung a leak
My luck's so bad it makes me freak
One thing defies my lifelong curse
My poems cant get any worse!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem