Narcissistic Poem by Pleasant Dabbs

Nobody but me...and the Isley Brothers
Adulation Station 103.9 they're singin' my song
Really stuck on myself! (I LOVE ME)
Complacent- I'm thankful for me
I'm the greatest...not Muhammed Ali
Stuck-up...Never robbed, but still stuck-up
Self-centered...Walk in a circle, I'm in the middle
Inflated...like a hot air balloon or a tire tube
Selfish...not shell fish but selfish
Tight-fisted... Good luck gettin' your money back!
In love with myself... more mirrors!
Conceited...not a burglar in the car back seat, but me!