My Exes Poem by Randy McClave

I didn't care if the police took away either of my exes
I was so tired of their lies and their cheating and hexes,
And I didn't care if a bill collectors sued either ex
There is more to life than just lying, cheating and sex.
I don't care if a mental ward comes and takes away my ex-girlfriend
Her being committed there I would strongly recommend,
Her being taken away I really wouldn't care
Maybe then I could thicken my wallet, and grow back some hair.
I don't care if immigration takes away my ex spouse
Being a caring, loving partner she was a total louse,
When she came to this great country as my partner to live
She used, and she stole and lied and love she never did give.
So, this I will say with all truth and complete honesty
After what they had done to me soulfully, monetarily and spiritually,
I don't care who takes away my ex-girlfriend or ex-wife
But, I would never ever want cancer to take away their life.

Randy L. McClave