Gavin Williamson: (He's Not The Messiah.He's Just A Very Naughty Boy!) Poem by DM W

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Gavin Williamson: (He's Not The Messiah.He's Just A Very Naughty Boy!)

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O Gavin Williamson, the Tory MP
Is, in my eyes, a very naughty boy indeed!
He once told Vladimir Putin and the Russians
To shut up when he was Defence Secretary.
I am sure they were really scared of this pipsqueak.
With all their military might, perhaps they'll seek
Him out and give him an awful fright! Now he is
Education Secretary he is making
A right old pig's ear of things with his juvenile
Tantrums and nonsensical antics. He's 44
Going on 4!Perhaps he'll get a damn good spanking
And be sent to bed early without any supper!

Gavin Williamson: (He's Not The Messiah.He's Just A Very Naughty Boy!)
Friday, July 3, 2020
Topic(s) of this poem: political humor
COMMENTS OF THE POEM
Dominic Windram 07 July 2020

Thanks Shaun...much appreciated. Personally, I love the way this pipsqueak tries to talk very posh and suddenly emphasises a word in a thivk Northern accent...hilarious! ! !

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Shaun Cronick 05 July 2020

Very apt poem indeed Dominic for this guy even Theresa May as PM once had enough of and sacked him as Defence Minister. He just couldn't keep his mouth shut and leaked too much information. Love the picture too! ! 10++ and added to my political jokes. Many thanks and take care.

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