(free Verse) * Dotty Definitions# 89 Poem by WES Vogler

DOCTOR DOCTOR
Doctor says to elderly patient: "I think
it's time to cut your sex life in half."
Patient replies: "Which half would that be?
Thinking about it or talking about it? "


BUTCHER
"I'd like a steak please.. but no bones and no fat."
"Lady, we've been trying to raise that kind for
years but they keep falling over."


MARRIAGE
Wife, tired of being flat-chested, tells her
husband she is thinking of plastic surgery.
"Before you do that try wiping your chest with
toilet paper three times a day."
"Would that give me bigger breasts? "
"Well, look what it did for your butt."


KNOCK KNOCK
Who's there?
Quiche
Quiche who?
Can I have a little hug and a quiche?


GROCERY STORE
"I would like an avocado. please."
" Sorry, lady, we don't have any."
"I would like an avocado."
"We don't have any avocados."
"I would like an avocado."
"How good a speller are you? "
"I am an excellent speller."
"How many 'f's' are there in avocado? "
"There is no 'f' in avocado."
"That's what I've been trying to tell you."


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