Hartlepool is a backward town of fools.
It doesn't respect those of us who're schooled.
It drags down anything that attempts to
Transcend the provincial mindset. It's true
That it's well known for hanging the monkey.
Well that just sums up its stupidity.
Here it's merely football, chavs and beer:
No surprise that it's the butt of jeers.
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