-Father, is it a sin
to wear a mini skirt?
-Depends on the legs
my dear girl
-Is it a sin, father
to get drunk with rum?
-Ask me again when
I am sober my son
-Father, many sins I bear
I need to confess
-Is it urgent, child?
The match will kick off!
-Father, what your
sermon will be about?
-Annoying parishioners
who don't let me sleep!
-Father, it's the Bishop
on the phone
-You didn't see me
and I never saw you!
-Πάτερ, είναι αμαρτία
μίνι φούστα να φοράς;
-Απ'τα πόδια εξαρτάται
κορίτσι μου καλό
-Είναι αμαρτία πάτερ
με ρούμι να μεθάς;
-Ρώτα με ξανά,
ξεμέθυστος σα θα 'μαι, γιε μου
-Πάτερ, πολλές αμαρτίες φέρω
θέλω να εξομολογηθώ
-Είναι επείγον παιδί μου;
το ματς αρχίζει όπου να 'ναι
-Πάτερ, για τι θα λέει
το κήρυγμά σου;
-Για ενορίτες ενοχλητικούς
που μου χαλούν τον ύπνο
-Πάτερ, ο Επίσκοπος
στο τηλέφωνο σας ζητά
-Ούτε που σε είδα
ούτε που με είδες!
Ha ha ha, people may forget that priests are human too and also have a sense of humor.
Amusing, Kostas. Reminds me of Holy Willie's Prayer by Robert Burns. Nicely done.
-Father, it's the Bishop on the phone -You didn't see me and I never saw you! ' ...I wonder if there is/are 1 OR 2 people speaking here. THE REST of this poem 'IS ALL GREEK TO ME'! ! : ))
'-Father, what your' ...I'd put 'will' after 'what'. It's probably a 'typo'.
stanza 3: I assume 'the girl' is referring to a soccer/'football' match, which she probably wants to see on TV. ;)
Kostas, Before I even read these lines [[[ THESE: '-Father, is it a sin to wear a mini skirt? -Depends on the legs my dear girl]]] I was thinking the same thing! ! ! ;)
This poem brings me a smile every time I read.A great sense of humour!
This poem has not been translated into any other language yet.
I would like to translate this poem
Father, how I wish I had had priests like you with such a great sense of humour. I'm still laughing. Such a thoroughly enjoyable poem! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! ! 111111111111111111111111111111111111111111
God made all of us unique, Father. And that's what makes us so special!
What can I say? I'm one of a kind! Thanks a lot!