Cant Be Arsed Poem by Lee Fones

I cant be arsed anymore
granny fell through door
cat stuck in its cat trap
mum seeing different chap

smoking dope not her but me
I'm stuck in that oak tree
one they want to chop down
must have read it, in my town

very nice but so green
mumble neighbours spoil scene
but all in all I don't care
at green hair I do stare

so all in all I don't glare
seeing there sister debonair
standing there on my floor
I cant be arsed anymore