Zac Wittstruck

An orthoscopic view of an ancient piece of plastic
has been established by a famous radiologist
who has been recently inducted into the meager
association known as the hall of red lights. Although
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The first thing you may notice
when you scream at the engineer
on the first flight of stairs
in the second building to your
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the anvil falls within two meters
of the fleeting feather'd fiend
sends steam to the wooly aggressor
who, hiding in his dresser,
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The strange tenement
that kept
the lower class elite
was filled with dreams of
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It may be said that
the only real method of doing anything
is to not try and fail
miserably. This being said,
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The quiet choir triggered quite a riot
when the brethren of reverend Trevor
tricked the truckload of duckbilled
platypus police to swerving through a curve,
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The manager told
the worker thirty
thousand times
not to speak to
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The willow tree ran down the alley,
wrestling with his insides as he
leaped over bounds of manholes that
were surrounding his underground
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Would you like a refill? Perhaps
a muffin coffee while you're gone?
On your right, down the hall, there
is a bathroom. Several weeks ago,
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What will he do?
Thought the willow tree.
This is the last straw
in the straw dispenser
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The refrained persistence of the jackalope as he sneaks up on his prey
is quite obviously an allusive illusion set up by the colony of aristocratic
roaches who travel northbound at all times, no matter their geographical
location, and affects the dirt on which they all defecate quietly in an overly
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finally
people were beginning to understand
the magnitude of the situation
when styrofoam coffee cups
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as they watch
from the sidelines of life
their own brethren getting creamed, aided by the earnest
coughing of the waking dead. Below, the tunes keep playing the forgotten ballads of next week and before that
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The mystery of malnutrition
subsides in the deepest fissures
known to any human form
as the cavernous breach.
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Whatever may result from the ever-so-average state
of post-mortem boredom? Will he be
allowed to guzzle
from the sacred ill-
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The ocean
of many forgotten resemblances
waxes the eyebrows
of her (or his)
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When the taste of an apple
matches that of canned lice
then it can't be that far
till you reach another abominable shore.
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The ostrich,
even at dinnertime,
is prone to mistakes. His wife scolds him
softly, then returns to her own problems.
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