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Once there was a man named Patrick Shoat, who possessed the libido of a teenage goat
He would sleep with a different woman everyday, but he soon found out there was gonna be hell to pay
Patrick had a wife named Emily, who was pretty as can be
But for all her beauty she could not secure his fidelity.
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The sun sets for the chosen one
Born from flesh and blood
Darkness comes, light undone
Cold in the dirt and mud
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My Awesome Coat
I hide in its sable embrace
Its soft cloth covers my face
It billows gently and with grace
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I went to sleep last night and had a dream
Of a world unfouled, pure, and clean
Where every man, woman, and child was free
And never there was a need to be
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The weather is gray and has me in dismay
My good mood has decayed
Can't go outside and play
All I can say is that I feel like a bald man without a toupee
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I knew a maiden as fair as the night sky
With the brilliance of stars trapped in her eyes
She was fairer than the bright flowers of May
And she would outshine the sun, each and every day
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Feel them breathing down your neck
Hear the footfalls right and left.
Run for your life with all your might
If you don't, {You} won't survive the night.
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Harken fellow brothers and listen to me tell
Of bravery and courage and evil as well
It is the tale of Ynot the Minstrel
Whose gift of word came from the gods
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As I sit by desk at night, waiting for the day's respite from my internal hell.
I feel my bosom swell, not with elation, but frustration for no longer I feel well.
The fires within not burning, have stopped their yearning for life.
Where emotions were churning, I am learning, are replaced with strife.
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Sitting in math class bored to death
Look at the clock and exhale my breath
A minute has passed and I see
Time is making a mockery of me
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The teacher hates me I can tell
For the last five minutes my life has been a grating hell
This loathing in my bosm swells
At the distaste she expels
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Patrick Shoat

Once there was a man named Patrick Shoat, who possessed the libido of a teenage goat
He would sleep with a different woman everyday, but he soon found out there was gonna be hell to pay
Patrick had a wife named Emily, who was pretty as can be
But for all her beauty she could not secure his fidelity.
Patrick was lecherous, Patrick was bad
Patrick was trechurous, and many women he had
Patrick tried to keep his adultery a secret
Too bad for him the towns people leaked it
He should have remained loyal to his wife
Saddly his lust would cost him his life
So Emily waited for the night, when Patrick was alone
He was by the fire warming up, seated on the stone
She had planned this for months in the privacy of their home
So she said in her most delicate tone
"Dear, Why have there been rumors floating around?
I've heard awful things from the women in town."
He said through a smile, a lie without guile
"My love, they only want to make you jealous.
You have happiness which you relish,
And that is what they envy.
They only look at us and see what they can be."
So Emily said, "Oh, really? You filthy slimey trout!
I know what's going on.
You know what this is about.
Why have you been gone at night while the moon waxed and waned?
You've been lying and CHEATING!
Oh, lord, its time to bring the pain.
This is the last time you'll deceive me.
That'll be the last word you say.
Good-Bye my dear sweet Patrick, its time to pay."
In mortal terror and through the night did poor Patrick flee
And through it all close behind was crazed Emily
She took her axe to his back and gave a mighty WACK!
Blood squirted, flesh tore, and bones CRACKED!
She hacked and slashed, and slashed and hacked
With fearsome blows and chops
And when done, she cleaned it up
With only a bucket and a mop
So goes the tale of Patrick Shoat and his vengeful wife
Whose broken heart and lover's spite made her take his life
I warn ye all to stay true and never to break a heart
Because as we all know that ain't very smart.

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