Pacifier Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

You are a negative human being.
With only yourself on your agenda.
And for years you've made that known!

No one is sitting in a vigil,
Awaiting to treat themselves at a feast...
Upon your release,
From your self inflicted indulgence.

Do you have any idea just how outdated,
That method to attract attention is?
Even the kids today are beyond that nonsense.
Pouting as if you need a diaper change.

You look the part...
But there is nothing mature about you!
And take that pacifier out of your mouth!
You look ridiculous.