Fat Poem by David Darbyshire

Fat is Fantastic, and Big is Great
We eat all day and put it on the Slate
When we get up and head out on our Way
The Cook runs out and begs us to Stay

Please don't go my Big Happy Friend's
You must stay and eat until it all End's
My last mouthful was quite enough
You put way to much 'Pepper' in that stuff! !

Burnt tongue and twenty dollars less
We walked out and left the mess
I said: You know I really liked that T-Bone
Come on guys lets go get an Ice-cream Cone

You see Fat is good, Fat is Nice
We really should eat a little rice
So if your Fat, Tall, Short or Round
It does not matter what you look like, I've found