Call Me Anytime Poem by Lawrence S. Pertillar

Sure.
I am always open for recommendations,
And suggestions.
I am not closed minded like that.

'Good.
I think you should...'

Oh.
Wait a minute.
You mean from you?

'Yes,
I do! '

Well...
I tell you what.
Let's schedule a meeting...
On the,
Let's see...
How is the fifth-teenth of Neverary for you?

'Sure,
I...
Hey,
There's no 15th of Neverary.'

Gee...
I think you're right.
Here...
Take my number.

'Sure.
Whenever you're ready.'

Call me at...
1-800 G-E-T L-O-S-T.
Call me anytime.
And If I am not in...
Just feel free to leave me a message.

'Huh?
What are you saying?
I bet that's not really your number.'