Amore Poem by Herbert Nehrlich

A mouse, grey-coated, cute and male
had eyed an elephant's long tail.
He had been horny for some time
and was prepared to risk the climb.

The elephant was one big girl
and known around the place as Merle,
that night she leaned against a tree
and took a leisurely, long pee.

It was a miracle, I say.
The mouse survived the tail's wild sway,
and stayed away from raging streams
to reach the summit of his dreams.

At last he had arrived on site,
prepared himself and thought he might
be gentle with this big fat cow.
He dropped his boxers and yelled 'NOW '.

And at the moment of this yell
a coconut came loose and fell.
It landed on the mama's toe
and was an unexpected blow.

The elephant then muttered 'OUCH'
while in the rear, close to her pouch
the mouse was working up a sweat
replied 'don't worry, little pet,

the first time causes girls to scream
but after that it's one sweet dream.'