I'm a fun loving gent from the UK. Most of my days are filled with humour, watching, or creating.
Hopefully this is reflected in some of my poems.
Once in a while, something 'Serious' or thought provoking manages to force it's way out.
But generally, my aim is fun. And sharing.
I think its a wonderful gift to be able to place a smile, onto the face of someone you may ... more »
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Simon Gowen Poems
I Also Know John Denver
I’ve got some friends across the pond I’d like you all to meet You may have heard of one or two For me this is a treat
Whats in a Name?
I was chatting with a friend today I think you’ll find it funny He’s Just won Thirty Thousand Pounds Now Jack Pott’s in the money!
Chocolate Ice cream.
I've met a kinky lady, I can't reveal her name. But she has introduced me to, The chocolate ice cream game.
Can I Tempt You?
I love to wear my nightie Its silky and it’s sheer If you come round now I’ll wear it While I’m pouring you a beer
I need to ask a question While I'm sitting here alone Why on earth did someone name The elbow, Funny Bone?
A Day in The Life Of
Now it's some what of a mystery Just how we spend our day So I guess I'll have to tell you In an entertaining way.
Wham Bam It's A Scam! !
I've just received a phone call from a man in Bangladesh Tryin' to sell me stuff I didn't need. So I rustled up some swear words that I thought that he would know, In a vain attempt to make his ears bleed!
There’s nothing more inviting Than my brand new pair of slippers Unless someone invents me Some furry lining knickers.
Mary-Queen of Scotch!
I first met her in my local 2 years ago, I think She told me she was single So I bought the girl a drink
The doc said I've a sweet tooth Though he couldn't say which one To try and help resolve this I'll have to eat a scone
The Lonely Man
The lonely man knows lonely like no other The lonely man greets solitude each day The lonely man just wants to be a brother So someone else can hear him when he says
'Wood' you believe it?
I took a walk into the woods I needed inspiration When I heard a voice say “Scuse me sir” I turned in hesitation
A woman's guide to MEN.
Now before you go and find one, I’ve written you a guide On what goes on with men these days So keep this by your side.
A bunch of heroes
You may or may not know this But the company I keep Have featured in a film or two Their services are cheap.
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I Also Know John Denver
I’ve got some friends across the pond
I’d like you all to meet
You may have heard of one or two
For me this is a treat
Kenny Tickut is the first one
That I spoke with years ago
He has an aunt that loves me
And her name is Ida Ho
Now Ida has a neighbour,
Mrs Sippy Lives next door
And down the street a lonely man
We know him as Frank fort.
Frank lost his wife a while back
Virginia was her name
And since the day Virginia went
He’s never been the same.
Ken Tucky is a friend of Franks
Ken services Franks car
He has a young ...