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“Hollywood Vows” (Satirical Poem)

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The Boxer

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The Wedding Ring!


The wedding ring I wear
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Consumerism, Merely Another God!


We don’t ask why, we just buy
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The Springbok

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The Immigrant’s Lament

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The White African

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Boys Flinging Mud-Pies!


My mind harks back to another day,
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An Ode to the Autistic Child

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Never Give Up!

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Aces High!

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The Actress

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The Real Weapons of Mass Destruction!

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Here Comes the Rain!

Soft patter upon my window,
Above, clouds most grey,
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The Land of My Heart, Rhodesia!


Rhodesia, land of my heart,
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Sublimation 360


When we were children,
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Rwandan Elegy


The foul stench of burning flesh permeates the air,
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The Ghost

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No Such Thing as Democracy!


People love to talk of Democracy,
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Saved by a Woman’s Love!


A sorry and abject wretch was I,
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Ross DixPeek Biography

Born in Salisbury, Rhodesia, and brought up in South Africa. Now resident in Dublin, Ireland.Came late to Poetry, which ostensibly began as an adjunct to his writing. Interests include Military History, History, Writing and Poetry, The English Language, and Sport.)

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“hollywood Vows” (Satirical Poem)

“Hollywood Vows” (Satirical Poem)

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I promise never to love you,
Nor ever to hold you,
If this so-called “marriage” does last but a week
Believe me, that shall be quite a feat,
I promise never to cherish you
And always to be untrue,
For you I shall not care,
For you I cannot bear,
Hate and disdain is all I can offer
And vile vanity all I can proffer,
I promise only “Mammon” to adore
And for you I shall only but abhor,
When life is good and fair
I shall then still be there,
But when I black clouds do see
Then do I thee promise to flee,
I promise only to remain for life’s sweet “honey”
And to fleece you of all your money,
And when your hair and looks do fade
So then shall I thee farewell bade,
I promise to often make you cry
And your sad tears never to dry,
And if reward my way could come
I promise to murder you, and then some!
I promise to drive you to “suicide”
And for you never to provide,
When your figure rotund does become
Then shall I for the hills run,
I promise to make your days so very “blue”
And to make our dear children hate you too,
I promise never to by your side lay
Unless you remunerate me for time spent, and the day,
Comfort you shall never know,
And anguish shall be your only shadow,
Worriment and distress shall also your companions be
And I promise, me you shall hardly ever see,
So, lets get this damn farce over with, why don’t we!


(This is merely satire and my opinion of Hollywood marriages, and the fact that they do not have a smidgen of a clue as to what “true” marriage is really about, but of course, there are the exceptions…sadly, very few and far between, however!)

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